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I think I can
Crandell Tifton, would-be author of My Life in Verse, Vols. 1-3, shrugs off a record 235th rejection letter. Image: www.lionlight.com…
Birds on the run
Unfortunately, the starlings soon formed a perfect fingerprint and were quickly tracked down by police. Photo: Instagram: @Mostafameraji @Mostafameraji_Bnw whatsapp:…
Eat my sawdust
Dwayne had a sure thing. When the betting got serious, he’d offer Ollie a two-horse lead. But Dwayne had secretly…
Mooning for Survival
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By the time help arrived
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Woodpecker graffiti
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Portuguese Man-o’-War
If Nature would likewise condense us We could promptly dispense with the census. With a body that’s plural And sex…
Pink plinkin’
Buddy thought he might outghta practice some for the big hunting trip to Miami. Photo: Ladyheart on Morguefile You might…
Quoth the Bard
You can dodge a lot of slings and arrows if you have an outrageous fortune.