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Petal to the Metal

dead rose

A word from one of our sponsors*

Let former biker Crank Skidmore suggest the perfect floral tribute for that special occasion. 

Whether a dried “I Coulda Done Worse” bouquet for the Old Lady or a “Stick It to ‘Em” cactus arrangement for a buddy on trial, Crank will make just the right statement — with no sissy overtones.

*We really don’t have sponsors; although if we did, this might be one of them.

Images: Rose-Georgia1210 / Skull- Pretty Sleepy at Pixabay

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