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Acid reflux
Fifty years after college, Hartley’s acid trip finally kicked in. Photo: www.lionlight.com You might also like something from: Shorts
Amazing Nature
In a phenomenon never seen before, an entire school of anchovies farts in unison to distract a local fisherman. Image…
Ask Dad! (Daylight Saving and Atomic Energy)
Blood is thicker than knowledge. Dad What is Daylight Saving Time? Daylight Saving Time is a trick people play on…
Stats ‘n’ Facts
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Singin’ In the Rain
And now, it’s time for the Channel 16 Acupuncture Weather forecast with our own certified staff Psycho-meteorologist, Nimba Zaftig. How…
Dreamcatcher
Charlotte often fantasized about her perfect bridal web. Image: mawee You might also like: I think I can
SWAT Clown
If you need a name, you can call me Frank. Before I became an agent, I used to work the…
I think I can
Crandell Tifton, would-be author of My Life in Verse, Vols. 1-3, shrugs off a record 235th rejection letter. Image: www.lionlight.com…
Ask Dad! – Cheetahs and Jets
Where “ignorance” is just a lack of imagination How do planes fly? Just like a big steel ship should sink…